A diary with marks from users of Twitter: without a sexual life they go crazy and even in ordinary things they are looking for sexual overtones.
Since the beginning of July in the English-speaking segment of Twitter users began to count how much they already live without sex. Someone got out a few hours, someone had years. His comic observations bloggers designed in the form of a diary, which allegedly is all days of “abstinence”. And every day life without sex becomes more and more strange: people go crazy and find themselves superpowers.
Day 258742 without sex: pic.twitter.com/VdIR0cvHZK
— Daylan🖤 (@memesluttt) July 15, 2018
«258742 days without sex»
Some users without regular sexual partners began to consider attracting celebrities, whose appearance had not been paid attention before.
Day 561 without sex:
I can see from my right ear now and I have developed telepathic abilities. Also, I see dead people now.
— KVNG (@PRINCE_VIIII) July 16, 2018
“561 days without sex: now I can see with my right ear and I have telekinesis. And I also see dead people ”
Day 73 without sex: the voices in my head are starting to seduce me
— taylor ⚢ (@Tayloradditonnn) July 8, 2018
“73 days without sex: voices in my head began to seduce me”
Day 394 without sex: I can see John Cena.
— Yung Ugly Bat (@DamnItRook) July 9, 2018
“394 days without sex: I can see John Sin”
day 308 without sex:
nothing is wrong. im actually becoming stronger. yesterday i threw a prius off a bridge
— ԼƖԼ ƁƠƬƬƠMƬЄҲƬ (@_ericcurtin) July 15, 2018
“308 days without sex: nothing happened. I just got stronger. Yesterday I threw Prius off the bridge. ”
Day 13857 without sex https://t.co/MFD4lX7LnY
— HONEY COCAINE.🌺 (@prettyflaca) July 15, 2018
“13857 days without sex: in my opinion, Jay-Z attractive”
Many users after months without sex began to see sexual hints even in everyday situations. And other bloggers with the help of usual things like going to the doctor or buying coffee tried to get a feeling that would somehow remind them of sex.
Day 283 without sex: A mosquito sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit
— Clif Mimosa (@ClifSosa) July 12, 2018
“283 days without sex: a mosquito began to suck blood from the neck, and I moaned a little”
Day 227 without sex : I got excited when the man at subway asked if I wanted 6 inch or 12 x
— Ashleigh Yarham (@AshYarham1) July 16, 2018
“227 days without sex: excited when the cashier at Subway asked how long I want a sandwich – 15 or 30 centimeters”
Day 165 without sex: Accidentally deepthroated my toothbrush
— Diana (@denadiana_) July 15, 2018
“165 days without sex: accidentally stuck too deep a toothbrush”
Day 372 without sex: my ceiling’s titty lookin yummy pic.twitter.com/ZpOUio1RVW
— vinchy (@DumbVince) July 17, 2018
“372 days without sex: my chandelier looks attractive”
day 103 without sex: just been to the clinic for a check up just so someone would look at my cock.
— Leslie Davidson (@BigLez10) July 16, 2018
“103 days without sex: went to the hospital for verification, so that at least someone looked at my penis”
Day 0 without sex: life fucks me everyday
— Alton, 21, Mullet (@Dalton_AFarrier) July 17, 2018
“321 days without sex: a policeman took me into a seizure, and I cried out” choke me, daddy “”