On April 11, Facebook’s head Mark Zuckerberg first spoke at a public hearing in the US Congress. The reason was a scandal with a large leak of personal data from social network users: according to media reports, information about tens of millions of people was illegally transferred to the company that helped Trump in the 2016 elections.
The open meeting was broadcast on the main American channels, and Zuckerberg’s speech attracted the attention of many people. Users of social networks from the first seconds engaged in a favorite thing: they began to look for evidence that the founder of Facebook is not really a person. “Zuckerberg robot” – this is a long meme, which is even dedicated to a separate section on Reddit. And the entrepreneur constantly gives conspirators new reasons for discussions.
By the fall of 2017 users already accumulated some evidence of “inhumanity” Zuckerberg. And because of the speech in the Congress they have new arguments.
He needs an extra battery
The growth of Zuckerberg is about 170 centimeters. Perhaps, that’s why he brought a special pillow to the hearing, which he put on the chair. But bloggers do not fool: they immediately realized that this is an external battery. Given that the meeting lasted more than four hours, this model of Zuckerberg could be discharged.
It’s not a booster seat, it’s a battery pack. pic.twitter.com/xxxs6O2fvp
— Big League Politics (@bigleaguepol) 10 April 2018
The Mark 3000 Standard Denial Robot mimics human behavior the best, even though realistic skin has yet to be perfected! It comes with optional battery charging booster seat. pic.twitter.com/CYujIvsyxV
— ☆(Brian) B.T. Rainwaters☆ (@KryptoniteDragn) 11 April 2018
“” Mark 3000 standard denying robot “skillfully imitates a person, but the skin has yet to be improved! It comes with an optional battery »
Цукерберг пришёл на слушания со своим внешним аккумулятором pic.twitter.com/EGMKbn1QQa
— Andrey Frolov (@faddei_frodo) 10 April 2018
It mimics human actions, but it turns out badly.
It’s worth working on the movements.
“don’t forget to drink the water, humans like water” pic.twitter.com/RyhWE74Sl4
— ＲＵＩＮ™ (@BravingRuin) 10 April 2018
“Do not forget to drink water, people love water”
It’s clear that Zuckerberg is trying to trick the country into thinking he’s human.
We know robots don’t need water, Mark. pic.twitter.com/fbFFMxhe4g
— Based Monitored (@BasedMonitored) 10 April 2018
“It is clear to all that Zuckerberg is trying to deceive the whole country and make us think that he is a man. But we know that robots do not need water, Mark. ”
“Maybe if I pretend to be a living organism they will let me go. Think Zucc-8197A, think. I know. I’ll drink this thing they call “water.” I think I know how.” pic.twitter.com/cDXOSomDvm
— Bardock Obama (@SavinTheBees) 10 April 2018
“Maybe if I pretend to be a living organism, they’ll let me go. Think, Tsukk-8197A, think, think. I know. I will drink what they call “water”. I think I even know how it’s done ”
It turns out very badly
— Mike Tokes (@MikeTokes) 11 April 2018
MAINTAIN YOUR HUMAN FORM. pic.twitter.com/9vzqt5MwH3
— Jonathan Hickman (@JHickman) 10 April 2018
“SUPPORT YOUR HUMAN FORM”
Zuckerberg is like an android from “Startrek”
On the ship “Enterprise” from the series “Star Trek: The Next Generation” served as Lieutenant Commander Data – an advanced android, which is similar to Zuckerberg. Coincidence?
Mark Zuckerberg’s manner has always reminded me of someone, but I could never quite grasp hold of it.
Just now it hit me, watching him testify about data. pic.twitter.com/4Zs2eGlsHD
— Matthew Teague (@MatthewTeague) 10 April 2018
— Stable John Ross™️ (@JohnOutbakjak) 10 April 2018
— ❤️ Jared T Swift ❤️ (@Jared_T_Swift) 10 April 2018
“Zuckerberg may have told Congress that the more he collects data, the more he learns about people”
If he is not a robot, then an alien or reptiloid
Another popular theory – Zuckerberg flew from another planet, or, in extreme cases, an intelligent reptile.
Oh hi, Mark pic.twitter.com/HczPUMWpe4
— Butch Hartman (@realhartman) 11 April 2018
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) 10 April 2018
“Zuckerberg lost his contact lens during the hearing and showed the terrifying eye of a reptile”
Совсем не могу уже. pic.twitter.com/1tTzuyJaRg
— Отвратительные дегенератские твиты (@turbojedi) 10 April 2018
when everything’s fine and you feel great pic.twitter.com/d8wenWQfd5
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) 10 April 2018
That face when you just wanted a faster way to rank girls by looks and ended up installing a fascist government in the most powerful country on earth pic.twitter.com/VEaQjz9Z6s
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) 10 April 2018
“Your face, when I wanted to find a way to evaluate girls in appearance, but ended with the advancement of the fascist government in the most powerful country on Earth”
The truth is…
I am Iron Man. pic.twitter.com/MnQcIMUsiG
— Никотинка с Бровями (@Yoghikitt) 10 April 2018
Когда первым сдал экзамен и на выходе тебя встречают оголтелые одногруппники pic.twitter.com/k9I1bb6NXx
— Джони Айв (@JonnyIve_Rus) 10 April 2018
live look at zuck on capitol hill pic.twitter.com/8z9GJ4EYeQ
— it me jeff meltz (@thecultureofme) 10 April 2018
anyway, here’s zuckerberg’s arrival set to the radiohead cover from “the social network” trailer pic.twitter.com/wsuA8GaVFY
— David Mack (@davidmackau) 10 April 2018