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by Sohail 3 years ago

Joke of the day

The dark night of a monk walking on the street. Suddenly sees near the bridge, and on the railing of the bridge is a girl. At the bottom of a raging river. Monk quickly pulls out a purse, a marker and wrote on the purse, “SHOULD NOT”...

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by Sohail 3 years ago

Jokes of the day

Few people know that unhappy to astronauts on the ISS have to wear seat belts sverhtehnologichny space toilet to defecate reaction force did not raise them in the air. ****************************************************************** end...

by Sohail 3 years ago

Funny statuses form social media

On the personal front, everything is fine – all the personal front is occupied by me personally. ****** Zenith bought two blacks for 80 million euros. 200 years ago for the money you could buy all blacks. ****** Dictionary of the...

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by Sohail 3 years ago

Funny statuses form web

I love high heels, short skirts and rolled-neck men! ****** Do not eat breakfast in the morning, because I think of you. Do not eat lunch in the afternoon – I think about you. In the evening, not having dinner – I think about...

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by Sohail 3 years ago

Jokes of the day

If the zoo keeper did not like to approach the cage with a pair of Siberian Tigers and say “Yeah-ah-ah!”, Then maybe animals could breed in captivity. ****** At 9 months pregnant she asked her husband to make up my toenails. He...

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by Sohail 3 years ago

Jokes of the day

The summer is over, so now would only “I want to sleep,” “I’m cold” and “Let’s get drunk on Saturday.” ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ************ ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** Children...