Funny habits of men

  Women discuss their funny habits of men   My boyfriend was moronic habit – when he was nervous v-pinched brow twitched. One time we quarrel with him, and he play his eyebrows. Then, as looked at him, and in front of me – my mother, my dear, GIOCONDA! )))) Then I took a brown mascara … that there…

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jokes on Friday, 18 oct 2013

We always hold hands. If I let go of her, she will buy something … ****** In the morning on the way to work, I glanced out of the car on the left lane and saw a woman at the wheel of the new Mustang, which at a speed of less than 100 km / h left…

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Funny statuses on Friday, 18 October 2013

Striga cats. Possible castration. In general, as it will. ****** Broken switch … I am not responsible … ****** Somewhere in the house is, perhaps, a secret place where studs and rubber bands go to die. ****** Like it or not, the best wardrobe – a chair. ****** I still remember the days when my mother asked permission to turn on the…

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Funny statuses on Thursday, 17 October 2013

Clean mirrors in the apartment and small children – something incompatible! ****** Why do you think that if the girl has a bad mood, then it necessarily critical days? Believe me, the lack of critical days spoils the mood of the girls much more! ****** Dear girl! Take care of their men! Drink for them, walk, do not spend the…

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100 jokes on Thursday, 17 oct 13

Car – it’s not a luxury, a luxury – gasoline. ****** – Daddy, what further from Berdichev, Zhitomir, or Moon! – Sam, Do not bullshit a mine head! Come to the window. You see the moon? – I see. – A Zhitomir? ****** There is a fat woman, it cuts into the guy on the moped. Baba’s Creek: – You’re…

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Jokes on on Monday, 14 October 2013

It turns out the morning traffic cop on the road, his head after yesterday’s split. Looks – jeep rushing. Well, he stopped him to raise funds on sober. Looks, and there sits a homeless person. The documents checked – though bum machine. Well cop asked him: – You’re a bum. Where are you such a cool car get? – A…

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Funny statuses on Monday, 14 October 2013

The new “Sado-Mazda” – will not start until the shlepnesh. ****** What do Whiskas and Tampax? All of this for our beloved cats! ****** Honey, I went to her friends … for dinner fish, fishing rod in the hallway! ****** My mood today aristocratic! I would like to put on socks, gloves, stand on a stool and send the expression of…

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jokes on Monday, 7 oct 2013

A young, aspiring writer brings the manuscript to the publisher. The editor reads: “… the marble staircase down the young Count, Countess rose to meet him. – Would you like some coffee? – Asked the countess. – No! Replied the count, and took it straight to the stairs … “” “Very good,” says the editor, but that’s the…

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