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by Sohail 3 years ago

Funny statuses for Wednesday, November 13 2013

Not knowing the bottom, do not poke your nose into the water – keep love, prices freedom. ****** Nutritionist said there is only boiled food … Now learn to cook barbecue. ****** Husband gave flowers … Now here I think,...

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by Sohail 3 years ago

100 jokes on Tuesday, 5 November 2013

Central Bank has issued a blue “Olympic” hundred-ruble note! According to tradition, introduced a new degree of protection note – it can not burn, she always goes out. ******   There is a bulldog on the street. Sees...

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by Sohail 3 years ago

Overheard on Tuesday, 5 November 2013

When I see women with mustaches, once I start to check their own and making sure that the hair removal is not necessary, breathe calmly. ****** Here are all wondering where to go to grandma’s five in the morning, and I will answer...

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by Sohail 3 years ago

Overheard on Friday, November 1, 2013

Recently wrote a story about his first sexual experience in a personal diary. A month later, my mother found the diary and wrote there his story ..) All the fun Mom: * ****** I know that Halloween has come, when my neighbor brutally fucks...

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by Sohail 3 years ago

100 jokes on Friday, November 1, 2013

To the doctor comes to the old lady. The doctor, after examining her, says: – Grandma, try as much as possible to walk up the stairs. You go through a week. A week passed. Came an old woman, after examining the doctor and says: –...

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by Sohail 3 years ago

jokes on Monday, 21 oct 2013

– Hello, and Peter V. possible? – How do you provide? – Imagine me naked, please. ****** In the proverb does not say what to do if you’re not after two hares, and they are for you. **** ** xxx: I’m going...

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by Sohail 3 years ago

Funny statuses on Monday, 21 October 2013

Ass – is not part of the body, and the event … A complete ass – it’s a life filled event! ****** If the plug falls – Baba will come if the knife – a man, but if a grenade – that fucked up! ****** Position...